Share it now!Yesterday at 7:15 pm, we boarded our slightly delayed train toward the border of India and Nepal. We were scheduled to leave at 11:45 am, so it was only just a 7-hour delay. “It’s no problem,” most of India would say. It’s a phrase they use often. Cows sharing the streets with cars, bikes and pigs? It’s no problem. Arranged marriage? It’s no problem. A 4 foot 8 tiny rickshaw man pedaling up hill with two not so tiny Americans behind? It’s no problem. You want to try to drive rickshaw, tourists? It’s no problem. You want to eat authentic Indian food that will put any mere mortal on his knees for two days? It’s no problem (no no, it no spicy). Food to go? It’s no problem (we will just wrap your oily noodles in newspaper and send you on your way). Have to go pee pee? It’s no problem (when there’s a wall, there’s a way). Oh, no wall around? It’s no problem (just drop your pants anywhere. Poo poo okay too.) One crazy thing in India never outweighs the next. We had an X-rated driver the other day who, after affirming Greg was my boyfriend